Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
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I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
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IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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