I think my vagina is haunted
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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