dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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