i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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