No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
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When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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