There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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