I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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