So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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