i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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