if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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