i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦â€
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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