Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
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I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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