i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
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So. How about you can get tequila certified...
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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