She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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