it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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