the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
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I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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