She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
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There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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