Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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