I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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