Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
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You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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