i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
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I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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