On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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