Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
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also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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