I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
being pregnant is like rehab
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize