Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
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that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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