Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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