let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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