He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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