Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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