my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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