I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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