As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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