I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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