he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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