I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Randomize