no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
your thong is hanging out like whoa
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
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We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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