Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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