after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Use "feeling words"
Yay
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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