Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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