Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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