dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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