Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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