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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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