You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
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I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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