An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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