no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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