so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
He has the fingertips of a God
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