So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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