Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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