Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Its about making memories worth repressing
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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