I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
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do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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