I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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