if you like me you must not know who I am
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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